Only, Daddy is more interested in fame and camera time. Hey, D.B., maybe if you spent more time being a mother and less time being a D.B., you wouldn't have let your 10-yr old kid walk home alone in the evening when you know perfectly well that a serial killer is luring in boys faster than a video game system with gratuitous violence and sex.ĭammit, GTA! We have to drive on the road with these little maniacs when they grow up!īut, don't worry, kiddos, cuz Daddy comes to town to help his idiot son solve the murder. Then, D.B.'s kid gets kidnapped (not a spoiler, it's in the blurb), and suddenly she has an attack of the guilts. keeps doing extremely slimy things to "get the story", like printing that a boy's body was found before Sheriff F.B. wants to make it big in the newspaper world - cuz newspapers are the future, right? D.B. Now, Sherrif F.B.'s sister is a Dumb Bitch (D.B.). They have great chemistry, but Maggie is married and Sheriff F.B. Maggie and Sheriff Fuck-Boy are trying to solve the murder together now, and it's a pretty good story. Send in the FBI expert profiler, and obviously beautiful woman, Maggie O'Dell. The town's sheriff is a good-ol-boy, a fuck-boy, and totally out of his league. So, there's a serial killer who is killing kids in a small town. Now that I have thoroughly offended anyone who has actually stuck around to read this review, here's the dealio: What, you trying to tell me that you DON'T have a creepy voice in your head? Then, you are a liar!) for murder! (make sure you say murder in a creepy voice in your head.
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